January 2011
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Adult jokes that you see in cartoons 17 years...
On the episode of rugrats where Stu Pickles shows everyone his home movies, DiDi’s father wants nothing more than to leave. During the movie, the old man picks up the phone and says “Hello, Dr.Kevorkian?”
hi larious.
December 2010
Fuck you, 2010.
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“I smoked three bowls in my moms shower the other day and had the most...”
– My Italian girlfriend.
I just sayin'
New years is stressful
cause its always hard to find decent plans.
afreshwhisper:
Rhinestone Eyes by Gorillaz
Tomorrow Comes Today / Gorillaz / Gorillaz
[ a...
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Confession.
I’m terrified of brains.
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“Two hot men can’t get married in America, but Hugh Hefner can marry a child.”
– Bluntcard on Facebook (via lickystickypickyme)
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“(in reference to an @summerdiaryproject post) So I’m still like, super...”
– Andy Yahnke
“Oh, and this was one of the first things that he said, and this is the greatest...”
– Ro Talk
“We like, always used condoms, but there was this one day, wait, that was...”
– Ro Talk
“He has this thing for like, pregnant chicks, but its not like a fetish…...”
– Ro Talk
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Fuck This Theory.
If a bar is not considered a gay bar, they are automatically considered a “straight bar.” That is at least the current attitude that is written in a recent issue of the Wisconsin Gazette, a LGBT newspaper.
No
Fuck that.
Okay. Sexual identity does not define an establishment.
Also, why should “straight bars” have gay nights? If a bar has a “gay night,” who...
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“I feel like I’m a magical wizard with this like, tree growing inside of...”
– My pregnant friend.
You brain is swimming in a sea of vodka and...
flares-and-slippers:
bsuemnicht asked: sun shine lolly pops and rainbows everywhere
bsuemnicht asked: sun shine lolly pops and rainbows everywhere
